WeeGee

After years of searching for a job that I want to do, I finally figured out the perfect job for me. No, not a Jamaican rapper, but the next best thing. A HYPEMAN! (No, not for a Jamaican rapper, but for enough money I’d go for it, or any rapper really.) Now to you this has to be the dumbest idea ever (hatin’ through a computer ass nigga), but once you think about it, it’s the best job associated with rappers aside from DJ/Producer. All you do is hype up shows/your artist and scream out random adlibs that go well with the rap or repeat a word or keep the rap going. And you get to be on tour, in the tour bus and all the hot spots without having the risk of getting shot (yea…not really). And you get all the perks of being a rapper; free shit, money, and whatever else the kids are rapping about these days without having to do much work. Shoutouts to Spliff Star (Busta Rhymes’ hypeman) who has to be the best/most dedicated hypeman ever, the man knows no limit to the hype.