Almost recovered from the itis, for the 4th year in a row I was the last one to leave the table 10+ minutes after everyone else. And knocked out an hour later for an hour. Feeling good and hungry again when I wake up I am going to eat me some leftovers. I’m kinda mad my mom didn’t make cornbread, but she did make Pastelon de Platano Maduro (look ma, I broke out el español) so it’s all good. Apparently we’re having leftover turkey and pernil (español otra vez? si!) and ribs my mom decided to not cook for Thanksgiving. For those of you that don’t know, I fucking love ribs, just saying. As well as anything else that was leftover, damn I love this holiday. Besides the fact that there’s really nothing to celebrate since it’s like Columbus day with food, but food = love so I’m happy. Now if only I could get some cornbread…
And I have yet to learn shit that will actually be important to my career choice or anything important in my life. Thanks high school education system for being more of a failure than Stephon Marbury’s Celtic career.
You need to beat your fuckin’ kids. And no I don’t mean the way you do it where you end up on the news for breaking their noses or for attacking them in the dentists office where cameras and a security officer can see you. I mean the latino way; you give them that semi happy, but really evil grin and pat their head or back really hard and while grinning you tell them it’s over for them when they get home. Now that’s proper beating of your kids. I’m tired of having my music on full blast and I can still hear your dumbass kid yelling in the train station about how you didn’t get them that red fire truck at Toys R Us or some shit. As a member of the latino/minority community, I can tell from first hand experience that every other minority in that train is either starring at your kid and ready to jump out their seat to beat the fuck out of them or they’re shaking their head in disapproval of your horrible parenting. Just one small smack in the back of the head goes a long way, it can be the difference between a kid that’s a dropout or one that’s getting a GED. But I will admit gringos, I do like the leashes you put them on, comedy at its finest. (But it isn’t doin’ shit to help them be a better behaved child, but at least it works from a comedic standpoint)
In 1492, Columbus sailed the Ocean blue and had his people rape and kill the natives up the canal of poo poo. I don’t get this day, am I supposed to be happy and celebrating the death of people just because some country wanted to expand its power? Or happy that even though people were killed, raped, and stolen from; in the end it all worked out and we became one big ‘happy’ culture? I think the only positive thing that comes from this day and lets keep it real, a day off from school. They don’t really tell us WHY we have it off, but as long as I don’t have to be in school I’m happy. Now if only they would tell the truth to kids about Columbus Day rather than telling them that Columbus was and his people were nice to the natives, maybe I should become a teacher just for that (PSYCHE!). But in the spirit of Columbus Day, I’m gonna take some food that belongs to my mom or dad and call it my own just so I can benefit from it. Now if only I can find a way to make a lowscale genocide…
We are neither inferior nor superior to each other. The boundaries that you seem to draw between yourself and others are just boundaries that you made up in your mind and choose to follow because you think they actually exist. You will only choose to deny this idea because you want to feel special, but you’re really a nobody until you do something that matters. We’re all born nobodies, but even when we become someone, we’re still on the same level of humanity. The only thing gained was an accomplishment, but aside from that we’re both still human so what the fuck makes you feel that you’re in some way superior? Turn into an alien, that’s some real shit, but that’ll make me inferior (not really). O.o
You ever met someone who has a crucifix necklace (you ‘member, the ones that come in different colors and have Jesus on the cross as a ‘pendant’) and they think they’re religious cause they have it, but yet do shit that according to the morals given by the bible, is wrong? C’mon you know you do, unless you’ve been living under a rock for your whole life. These are what I like to call “Religious” dumbasses, or my favorite phrase for them (and everyone else that should be smacked across the face) lames. But “Religious” dumbasses are funny because they’ll laugh at one thing, but replace Jesus with anyone involved in that situation and you might as well have drop kicked their mom because they’re gonna go wild about the mention of almighty Jeebus. Perfect example; Those Kanye West things with the ‘Ima let you finish’, if you had one about Africans/African Americans being crucified by Klansmen, then people would be laughing and it’s all cool to “Religious” dumbasses. But as soon as you replace Jesus or even mention anything about him in that they have their thongs/tighty whities all up in their anal rectum. Seriously, you dumbasses need to shut the fuck up and learn the idea of comedy correctly and religion. I know damn well you have a sense of humor because about 5 minutes ago I saw you laughing at some kid who busted his ass in the middle of the street. But now you wanna get all ‘lets all hold hands and sing hallelujah’ because I said something about Jesus. And don’t come extra-preachy at me with some religious excuse or some of ya ol’ bullshit after you was trying to get head from some random chick or some shit. What you need to do and thump your head against the bible until you hear Rick James callin’ for you on the other side.
I’m not saying it’s bad to be religious, shit I could give two fucks that you’re religious just don’t ruin my fun or preach that shit at me when you know I don’t wanna hear it. All I’m sayin’ is, you need to learn the religion you apparently belong to and know its morals and shit. I don’t get down with your ignorance.
There’s just something about Sundays that make you all lazy, I know I’m not the only one. I guess it’s the one day you can have to yourself and do whatever you want, but the simple things always end up being the best. Take me for example; I’m just listening to music and watching some t.v. Might head out later to spend time with my family, but nothing major. Just keeping it simple so we can all relax and have a good time. It’s like going back to when you were a kid and had no worries in your life and basically did the same things everyday (minus school). A simple and lazy day, but damn it feels good.