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You ever met someone who has a crucifix necklace (you ‘member, the ones that come in different colors and have Jesus on the cross as a ‘pendant’) and they think they’re religious cause they have it, but yet do shit that according to the morals given by the bible, is wrong? C’mon you know you do, unless you’ve been living under a rock for your whole life. These are what I like to call “Religious” dumbasses, or my favorite phrase for them (and everyone else that should be smacked across the face) lames. But “Religious” dumbasses are funny because they’ll laugh at one thing, but replace Jesus with anyone involved in that situation and you might as well have drop kicked their mom because they’re gonna go wild about the mention of almighty Jeebus. Perfect example; Those Kanye West things with the ‘Ima let you finish’, if you had one about Africans/African Americans being crucified by Klansmen, then people would be laughing and it’s all cool to “Religious” dumbasses. But as soon as you replace Jesus or even mention anything about him in that they have their thongs/tighty whities all up in their anal rectum. Seriously, you dumbasses need to shut the fuck up and learn the idea of comedy correctly and religion. I know damn well you have a sense of humor because about 5 minutes ago I saw you laughing at some kid who busted his ass in the middle of the street. But now you wanna get all ‘lets all hold hands and sing hallelujah’ because I said something about Jesus. And don’t come extra-preachy at me with some religious excuse or some of ya ol’ bullshit after you was trying to get head from some random chick or some shit. What you need to do and thump your head against the bible until you hear Rick James callin’ for you on the other side.
I’m not saying it’s bad to be religious, shit I could give two fucks that you’re religious just don’t ruin my fun or preach that shit at me when you know I don’t wanna hear it. All I’m sayin’ is, you need to learn the religion you apparently belong to and know its morals and shit. I don’t get down with your ignorance.
